Liz, Liz, Liz...What ARE You Thinking?

by Crystal Laramore Lutz

17 February 2010

BEFORE you read this and judge me in any way pls let me preface this by saying that I am terribly sorry that Elizabeth Edwards has cancer and would not wish that
on the worst of my enemies (who happen to be terrorists-btw). This article is about women who stand by
their sorry rotten cheating
husbands-not about cancer.
Elizabeth Edwards is
suing Andrew Young for
breaking up her marriage.
WHAT? ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?
Oh who cares if it's
legal to sue him in North
Carolina or not? THAT
is not the point. The
point is that she is delusional!
Somehow she believes
that Andrew
Young caused or made
it easier for her husband,
the great moral
compass for her family,
the great “here for the little
people” John Edwards,
cheat on her.
WHILE SHE WAS
FIGHTING CANCER.
But don’t feel too sorry
for her, she is recovering
in a gazillion dollar
house that the "little"
people paid for but that’s
another article. Stay
tuned... I’m trying to be
sympathetic.
Ever since the whole
Edwards’ cancer/mansion/
affair/baby story
broke, I’ve wondered
who to be more frustrated
with....the two of
them for living a complete
and utter public lie
or the public for believing
the lie.
Hopefully young
women around the
world are paying close
attention. Older women,
like Elizabeth, should
just know better but it
just goes to prove that
even the rich and famous
can be as stupid
in relationships as all us
common peasants.
Elizabeth had this
stuff thrown in her face
over a couple of years
(AT LEAST!) and like
most women she chose
to just live with it. And,
like I said in the Tiger
Woods column “pick a
number, any number” if
you are wondering how
many women there
have been?
Well, clearly Elizabeth
cannot live with the fact
that her no good philandering
husband is also a
liar. Now she is blaming
his broken moral compass
on someone else.
There is no way in
Hades that Elizabeth is
surprised by the events
of the last few months.
I'M not surprised. Are
you? Were you
shocked that Rielle
Hunter’s baby belonged
to John Edwards?
Right. Neither was Elizabeth.
Just wrap yourself
in your warm fuzzies
and know that she knew.
Women around the
globe have one (if not
more) common genetic
trait-WE KNOW! We
may act like we don’t
know; we may not
WANT to know; you
may not want us to
know; you may not think
we know...BUT WE
KNOW.
Elizabeth is also playing
the victim when as a
liberal woman with
NOW on her side and a
gazillion dollar mansion
she is anything but. I
mean she’s got a HUGE
home and a LOT of disposable
income to help
ease her pain. And if
she wants I can bring
over the puffs plus and
the Big A$$ Shiraz left
over from last year...I’m
just sayin’.
Don’t get me wrong, I
sympathize with the fact
that her kids will lose
their father in the home
but she will lose a
cheater. And from what
I hear there had been an
awful lot of yelling going
on in the last two years.
In any case, she should
have kicked his sorry
butt to the curb a long
time ago and never
looked back.
So, why didn’t she?
Cuz she wanted to believe
his pretty little lies.
Cuz she is afraid of
being alone. Cuz she is
sick and She is scared.
Cuz, cuz, cuz.
It may take awhile but
hopefully Elizabeth will
learn that life, the life
she has left, is far too
precious to waste it
hanging out with someone
who is stepping out.
Elizabeth will actually
feel better and begin to
look better and be able
to handle her disease
better once she embraces
the fact that her
husband’s actions had
nothing to do with her;
when she realizes that
his ugliness has nothing
to do with her and last
but not least, when she
realizes that SHE DID
NOTHING WRONG except
to not kick his sorry
butt to the curb a long
time ago.
Over the next few
weeks and months we
may see Elizabeth Edwards
lash out in completely
destructive,
unexplainable ways; like
suing Andrew Young for
her failed marriage.
We all just need to realize
that she is hurt, not
stupid. Dilutional and
certainly heartbroken
but not stupid.
Andrew Young...
This is another article
altogether but a few
words for today...
Andrew Young and
his wife DO NOT get a
free pass because they
have all of a sudden
“seen the light”. Seems
that since Edwards (the
Cheating one) financially
cut off the Young
family they have seen
the light. Suddenly, they
are righteous. Suddenly
they are repentant.
Suddenly...there is also
money in their repentance.
Yes, as I always
say “follow the money”.
The same holds true
here. Andrew Young is
not doing the public a
service by turning over
evidence and spilling his
guts; he is doing himself
a service- a financial
service. Andrew Young
was not a man convicted
by his beliefs a
year ago and that is certainly
not what is driving
him now. His motivation
for suddenly finding HIS
moral compass is
money. The good old
green-back. Currently
NOT backed by goldbtw.